Dora the explorer, a childrens shows, get down with herself

wow...just wow

Kevin Smith on Mel Gibson

Freakin Hilarious

Sanjaya Malakar Appears On SNL

This is by far the most accurate performance paradoy I have ever seen

Monty Python International Philosophy

Interesting take on soccer

Hot girl does a black flip in the snow

I don't know what would drive a girl to do this...but I glad that she did

Xplay's life of a MII

Interesting sotry of the life of a mii

list of caffeine mg per ounce...holy crap

Caffeine Content of Beverages

Name	Ounces	Caffeine (mg)	mg/oz
180	8.2	90	10.98
7-Up	12	0	0.00
A&W Cream Soda	12	29	2.42
Afri Cola	12	89	7.42
Airforce Nutrisoda Energize	8.45	50	5.92
Ale 8 1	12	37	3.08
Amp	8.4	75	8.93
AriZona Extreme Energy Shot	8.3	100	12.05
AriZona Green Tea Energy	16	60	3.75
Barq's Red Creme Soda	12	0	0.00
Barq's Root Beer	12	22	1.83
Bawls	10	80	8.00
Bazza High Energy Tea	16.9	150	8.88
Beaver Buzz	8.3	110	13.25
Big Red	12	38	3.17
Boo-Koo Energy	24	360	15.00
Burn	8.3	118	14.22
Burn2	16	175	10.94
BuzzWater	16.9	200	11.83
Celsius	12	200	16.67
Cherry Coke	12	34	2.83
Chocolate Milk	8	5	0.63
Club-Mate	16.9	100	5.92
Coca-Cola Blak	8	46	5.75
Coca-Cola C2	12	34	2.83
Coca-Cola Classic	12	34	2.83
Coca-Cola Zero	12	34.5	2.88
Cocaine Energy Drink	8.4	280	33.33
Coffee (Brewed)	8	107.5	13.44
Coffee (Decaf, Brewed)	8	5.6	0.70
Coffee (Decaf, Instant)	8	2.5	0.31
Coffee (Drip)	8	145	18.13
Coffee (Instant)	8	57	7.13
Coolah Energy	16	150	9.38
Crunk	8.3	100	12.05
Daredevil	16	240	15.00
Diablo	8.4	95	11.31
Diet A&W Cream Soda	12	22	1.83
Diet Cherry Coca-Cola	12	34	2.83
Diet Coke	12	45	3.75
Diet Coke with Lemon	12	45	3.75
Diet Coke with Lime	12	45	3.75
Diet Coke with Splenda	12	34	2.83
Diet Dr Pepper	12	41	3.42
Diet Mello Yello	12	51	4.25
Diet Mountain Dew	12	55	4.58
Diet Mr. Pibb	12	40	3.33
Diet Pepsi-Cola	12	36	3.00
Diet Ruby Red Squirt	12	39	3.25
Diet Sunkist Orange Soda	12	42	3.50
Diet Vanilla Coke	12	45	3.75
Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi	12	36	3.00
Dr Pepper	12	41	3.42
Enviga	12	100	8.33
Espresso	1.5	77	51.33
Fever Stimulation Beverage	14	34	2.43
Fritz Kola	11.16	83.3	7.46
Full Throttle	16	141	8.81
G Pure Energy	6.76	80	11.83
Glaceau Vitaminwater Energy Citrus	20	42	2.10
Go Fast	11.9	120	10.08
H2O Blast	16	100	6.25
Havoc	8.4	52	6.19
Hiball Energy	10	75	7.50
Hogan Energy	16	160	10.00
Hot Cocoa	8	5	0.63
Hype	8.4	80	9.52
Inko's White Tea Energy	15.5	184	11.87
Java Chai	8	120	15.00
Jolt Cola	23.5	141	6.00
Kore Energy Shot	1.8	100	55.56
Lipton Brisk (all varieties)	12	9	0.75
Lost	16	160	10.00
Lucozade	12.85	46	3.58
MDX	14	82.25	5.88
MDX, Sugar Free	14	87.5	6.25
Mello Yello	12	51	4.25
Mojo	8.4	80	9.52
Monster	16	140	8.75
Morning Spark	16.9	170	10.06
Mother	11.18	106	9.48
Mountain Dew	12	55	4.58
Mountain Dew Baja Blast	8	36	4.50
Mountain Dew Code Red	12	54	4.50
Naked Juice Energy Smoothie	15.2	81.7	5.37
Nestea Iced Tea	16	34	2.13
Nestea Peach Green Tea	20	42.4	2.12
Nestea Sweetened Lemon Iced Tea	20	27.5	1.38
Nexcite	6.76	64	9.47
NOS	16	250	15.63
Nuclear Waste Antidote	16	180	11.25
O Infused Water - Energize	16	64	4.00
Oregon Chai (Concentrate)	4	32.5	8.13
Pacific Chai	12	100	8.33
Pepsi One	12	55	4.58
Pepsi-Cola	12	38	3.17
Pibb Xtra	12	40	3.33
Pibb Zero	12	40	3.33
Pimp Juice	8	81	10.13
Power Horse	8.45	80	9.47
Powershot	1	100	100.00
Red Bull	8.3	80	9.64
Red Flash	12	37	3.08
Redline RTD	8	250	31.25
Relentless	16.9	160	9.47
Rip It Energy Fuel	8	100	12.50
Rockstar	16	160	10.00
Rockstar Energy Cola	16	150	9.38
Rockstar Juiced	24	240	10.00
Rockstar Zero Carb	24	360	15.00
Royal Crown Cola	12	43.2	3.60
Ruby Red Squirt	12	39	3.25
Rush! Energy	8.3	50	6.02
Shark	8.4	80	9.52
Sky Rocket Caffeinated Syrup	1	100	100.00
Slim-Fast Cappuccino Delight Shake	12	40	3.33
Snapple Elements	18	108	6.00
Snapple Tea	12	31.5	2.63
SoBe Adrenaline Rush	8.3	79	9.52
SoBe Energy Citrus	20	80	4.00
SoBe Green Tea	20	35	1.75
SoBe No Fear	16	166	10.38
Socko	16	160	10.00
Socko Slim	16	160	10.00
Spark	8	120	15.00
SPIKE Shooter	8.4	300	35.71
Sprite	12	0	0.00
Starbucks Bottled Frappucino	9.5	90	9.47
Starbucks Double Shot	6.5	130	20.00
Starbucks Grande Caffe Americano	16	174	10.88
Starbucks Grande Caffe Latte	16	116	7.25
Starbucks Grande Caffe Mocha	16	116	7.25
Starbucks Grande Cappuccino	16	116	7.25
Starbucks Grande Coffee	16	372	23.25
Starbucks Grande Decaf Coffee	16	12.7	0.79
Starbucks Short Coffee	8	186	23.25
Starbucks Tall Caffe Americano	12	116	9.67
Starbucks Tall Caffe Latte	12	58	4.83
Starbucks Tall Caffe Mocha	12	58	4.83
Starbucks Tall Cappuccino	12	58	4.83
Starbucks Tall Coffee	12	279	23.25
Starbucks Tall Decaf Coffee	12	9.5	0.79
Steaz Energy Drink	12	80	6.67
Sun Drop	12	63	5.25
Sunkist Orange Soda	12	41	3.42
TaB	12	45	3.75
Tab Energy	10.5	95	9.05
Tazo Chai	8	47	5.88
Tea (Brewed)	8	47	5.88
Tea (Brewed, Imported)	8	60	7.50
Tea (Green)	8	25	3.13
Tea (Iced)	8	47	5.88
Tea (Instant)	8	26	3.25
Tonic Water	11.9	0	0.00
Twisted Chopper	16	180	11.25
Upshot	2.5	200	80.00
V	11.85	109	9.20
Vamp	16	240	15.00
Vanilla Coke	12	34	2.83
Vault	12	70	5.83
Water Joe	16.9	60	3.55
Who's Your Daddy	16	200	12.50
Whoop Ass	8.45	50	5.92
Wild Cherry Pepsi	12	38	3.17
Wired X344	16	344	21.50
XS	8.4	83	9.88
XTZ Tea	12	154	12.83
ZipFizz Energy Drink Mix	16	100	6.25

Family Guy Season 4 deleted scenes

Riding the family guy train

How Dead Man's Chest Should Have Ended

This is pretty funny, watch all of the how something something should have ended

Japanese Fanta Commercials

This is just too crazy to put into words

Fun at the korean DMZ

If you didn't know the Korean DMZ is the most fortified DMZ in the world, so why not have a little fun?

Heh, good commercial

Interesting commercial

Now this is my type of girl

A hot chick who can fight.....niceeeeee

Don't mess with me and my hommies

This song is pretty funny, but the guy singing it is awesome. He's the guy who wrote the youtube song

check it

It's just a week to make people laugh

No tech news, no politcal news. I feel as though the world is getting worse and worse so, hopefully this will brighten everybody's day =D

My life with women

This is pretty much how every relationship I go through ends up

No news today

No news today, only just funny videos....cuz I'm bored and I need a laugh

A blatant ripoff of Advent Children

This is the most blatant ripoff of Advent Children
brought to you by Ivy, a korean pop star

the ballad of Yao Ming

The ballad of Yao Ming from MADTV starring Bobby Lee, fricken hilarious

Cartman and the midget

OMG, so wrong in so many ways

That is some big lensss

Monster lens.....I must have it

Wow, all out brawl

Whoa, this is some intense fighting on a set of a talk show. Its the usual drama, wife turns out to be a man, husband then side kicks her and all heck breaks loose

Behold the ultimate snack

A doughnut thats actually good for you

praise the doughnut gods

goning on with the nerd band wagon

Scientists invent real life tricorder. It would be pretty cool to just carry one of these things and figure out the substance of any stuff

awesome

R2D2 mailboxes = hawt

Yes yes, I like star wars....so sue me, but when I saw these mail boxes I just thought 'wow...cool'.

check em out here at ohgizmo

One last time

One last time, all 80's movies ending cliches in one good video

Again, a slow news day

Again, a slow news day. So umm... yeah, how about that mega millions jackpot winner? I could sure use some of that

I just find this stupid funny though

I want to become more old school and this is how I can be

Thanks Old School!

Concierge service to the max

Its being reported that concierge service is becoming competitive, everything from tickets, to marriage proposals, to getting your kid into school. These guys do it all for you and with a smile. NOW THATS SERVICE!

link to alternet

A gun that shoots GPS tracking chips....wonderful

Again with the paranoia....a gun that can shoot gps tracking chips. Whats even worse is that it is said that the target can't even feel anything....wow thats really effed up

navigadgets link

Bulletproof rain coat, for protection against falling bullet rain

This is some nifty gear, a bulletproof rain coat for all your protection needs. If you need to feel overly secure, this is the rain coat for you

gizmodo has a little more detail

Wow, this is a crazy story

So a guy gets arrested for murder and put in jail for 5 months. His alibi was that he was at a dodger game, but the laywer couldn't find any footage of him there. It turns out that HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' was shooting there and his picture was there on some of the outtakes.....wow

mercurynews got the full story

Wow, this guy is just straight up crazy

Wow, Kenneth Eng wrote an article about why he hates blacks and he did an interview on FOX. He's just mentally ill and batsh*t insane. Just watch the post

Intel set to release mobile chip

Intel is probably a little bit angry at Apple for not putting in their mobile chip in the iphone, but that hasn't detered them from pushing it. Competition is good for the market I guess

Computershopper gots the story

World of Warcraft hits 8.5 million players

I know this isn't important news, but it could be in the near future. Word of Warcraft or WoW has hit 8.5 million users, thats bigger than some countries and definately bigger than most cities. What does this mean? Well the economic market is a big factor. A virtual economy is on the rise and well, its hard to figure out how to profit from the damn thing besides gold farming

link here

Man robs panty store, gets caught, says hes a female elf

Yeah.....the title says it all

The Giraffe makes me a little more paranoid at the office

The Giraffe is a glorified video conference machine on wheels. Its an interesting concept for me to work at home yet still be in the 'office' (and in my underwear no less) but it be freaky for me to be slacking off and turn around to find this in my face

engadgets got the deets

DVD quality recording in the Palm of your hand

I remember when a 3 ccd camcorder monster would set you back 3-5k and was pretty large, now this little sucker here can record up to 720p which is the same quality as most DVDs now. Thats pretty frickin sweet

somebody buy it for me

gizmodos got the review

Seems to be

Seems to be a slow news day on the the gadget and technology front. A lot stuff is coming out of GDC for sony and its PS3. It looks like they got their act together for sony's ps3 now all we need is some price cuts. Though does kiler software at this late in the game take away the thunder of the wii? It seemed to work for the DS

Another school shooting in Michigan

A sad story where an ex-boyfriend goes into school shoots his ex-girlfriend and kills himself

USA today has the story

LA airport scare

A man that was 'wired' and had a magnet in his rectum
wow...simply crazy

read the full story at reuters

Hah, oldie but goldy

Hah, Mac 'performance' updgrade

PS3 game network dubbed PlayStation Home

While the PS3 sales are lack luster, Sony's in it for the long haul. Competing against the xbox live and wii connect networks, it seems as though Sony wants to do some home media programs with its PS3

story at joystiq

The Vulcan FlipStart and ugly SOB

Gizmodo's got pictures of the Vulcan FlipStart. Its like a giant old pager thats a computer. The idea and concept is good, but can't you make it a little sleeker and nicer? Geez, we can make a transistor one atom thick, but we can't things to look nice and be functional

link here

Bluetooth 2.1 is close

Bluetooth 2.1 is close to being finalized and what can you expect from it? Better security and 5x battery reduction are just some of the things to look for. I'm just waiting for the time that i can listen to my music and make phone calls from a small ear piece

gearlive's got the details

Best Buy probed for the ol switcharoo

Best Buy has been caught with its pants down this time. They had a secret intranet website with different prices and different deals in order to get the most money out of us. WTF, that is just terrible, but at least they got caught doing it

cnn has the story

Show without the curtain problem

If you're like me, you don't like it when the curtain clings onto you like a squid hellbent on eating you. Check it out....one of the greatest inventions that mankind has ever created

product page here

Heh, I just found this funny

The best of Peter Griffin....I love family guy. The conversations between Stewie and Brian and brilliant

China censors 1.8 million blogs

The great firewall of china is not big news in the tech field as well as censorship of taboo things. Blogs are considered very risky for the China government because it is an easy medium for free speech

hopefully, the don't block this blog

dailytech gots the story

MIT graduates build cheese fountain

Think chocolate fountain but with nacho cheese

effin sweet

Samsung's Hybrid Hard Drive

A sweet hard drive that combines both common harddrive technology and flash memory technology. All this mumbo jumbo means fast boot times, access times and less power usage

engadgets got the story

Maybe we should do this?

Apparently, somebody named Erin Brecht is doing a little experiment in which she gives her phone number to the internets to see who would call her.....wow thats somewhat risky

Nasa seems to have no money to stop a killer asteroids....wow

Yeah, you read that right.....NASA lacks the funds to stop kill asteroids which means we're all going to die....fantastic.

read the horrifying story at cnn...sensationalism at its best

New York has rats....big surprise

It seems as though New York has a rat problem....wow theres a shocker. You know, I grew up in NYC my entire life......this isn't anything new. I mean come on, is it really that slow of news day that you got to write about something as mundane and common knowledge as this? Still I guess the rat in food place scare is a good enough hook to get anybody to read their stories (hint hint)

yahoo news got the good

Apple going into gaming?

Yes, it seems the rumors had some merit. It seems as though that itunes update had more than just windows fixes, it seems as though it showed hints of video game integration with itv

engadget has the story

Wartime sex slaves question Japan's views

Recently (or so reported) Japan has said that they will not continue apologizing for their war-crimes. In some reports, they say that Japan actually recinds the apology saying that they went on their own free will

once again sick

report at pravda

my two cents on this is that any government that has done terrible unspeakable things during war times (slavery, torture, etc) should constantly apologize for their problems. As a country, they should move on but never forget the past. Japan is a hot topic amongst the asian community because it seems as though the major players (china, korea, taiwan, philipines, etc) hate japan due to their wartime crimes. However they play nice with each other for economic reasons. Its a sticky situation right now, but I personally believe that Japan should acknowledge their wartime crimes

two russian tourist shot in thailand

Wow...this is just sick. Two russian tourists were shot (for what seems like just sitting on the beach) and killed. WTF! Were they trespassing or something? Evil still, doesn't warrent to be shot

pravda has the report

this is taking star trek just a little bit too far

Guy creates the set of Voyager in his studio aparment. I remember some whiles back that guy did the same thing.....and he went bankrupt doing it

gizmodo has the story plus gallery

Itunes 7.1 out!

Itunes 7.1 is out, with some fixes and upgrades. Mostly window fixes and such, but still good none the less

full story at digital media thoughts

Libby Jurors got their answer

CNN reports that the jurors for the Scooter Libby case have reached a verdict

CNN link

update

wow, guilty

6.3 earhtquake rocks Indonesia

USGS reports of an earthquake in Indonesia.....damn, that country can't get a break

try to find stories about if people are ok, but nothing on the news channels or the interwebs



destination report here

Apple and Google...the world bows down

Its been rumored by a number of people that Apple and Google will be working together more closely than usual and producing products. I believe it has to do something with the iphone and google maps and wifi. Like search for wifi spots, geo positioning (pseudo gps), gmail and google chat all in one nifty little device.

looprumors got the story

Ann Coulter....now less rich

I swear, this woman is just crazy......but she reaps what shes sow. Companies are pulling out advertisements off her website after recent comments

cnn gots the scoop

Asian stocks tumble

After a sell session all across the asian coasts, the stock market has tumbled yet again. Even though this is considered a bad thing for stock markets to tumble, I believe other wise. As I said before in one of my previous posts that one of China's biggets fears is inflation of the RMB. I also said that spending money would be a good way to deflate the currency, well another way for that is sell off and cause the market to decline. What people should fear is if you live in a consuming nation (America, Japan, etc), then the currency will fall as well such as the NYSE dropping roughly 500 points.

cnn has the story

ARchos 704-wifi

Now this little sexy thing of a gadget is from archos, so we can expect video, music and a bunch of extras all in a nice sleek package

engadgets got the story

Tv microwave....now why didn't I think of that

Treehugger.com shows us the wave of the future. As apartments get smaller and smaller, we need more converging technologies to save space and money...this just seems like the next logical step

link to treehugger.com

Diebold may leave the e-voting business

I for one thing, did not vote this past election for the fact of the voting machines were easily hackable. I saw the videos, I read the papers, I even figured out how what they were doing by reading their blogs. It's crazy how simple it was to hack those machines....and these were the voting booths that would determine the outcome of our country? Geez

link

This is just scary as heck

The odds of this happening....i just don't know....

Games blamed for low pet adoption

Apparently in Aussie land, people prefer games over their pets. I for one prefer a pet, however living in NYC in a small apartment, I can see why people would go for a digital companion

hit the link for a full review

link

Good morning to all you early birds

Good morning to all you early birds out there on the internets.....welcome to day 2 of the marathon blog

good to have you back....keep on truckin

Sony's New Walkman all touched and felt

Sony's new walkman is showin some style. Its small and thin, plays videos and music....but does it live up to the hype?

review here

Bose developes new shock system

When I first saw this, I thought that it was a different Bose than the head phone company, but in fact it isn't. Even though the video is in french, it is still pretty awesome

youtube link

Yao returns after 32 game leave

Yao returns to game play after an injury caused him to stop for 32 games. Wow man, hope you had time to rest cuz now you got to get your head back in the game

link to ESPN

Chinese government ops for greener country

Everybody knows that China is the new economic boom on the block, but with great neck speeds and fast industrialization, they have a couple of problems on there hands. One of them being pollution and green house gases. However, its good to see that China is taking a stance on the pollution problem and are trying to get it under control as well as maintaining their economic growth

full story here at the guardian

my two cents on the thing is that in the beginning, inflation was the biggest problem that China faced. Since they pegged their currency to the US dollar, they were afraid that the RMB would inflate causing major havok (usually amongst the poor/middle class) on people's lives. Trying to spend the money rapidly would be a good way to deflate the RMB and I believe they found a worthly cause (plus expensive) such as the environment. Kill two birds with one stone I guess

Obese = puberty? Damn my skinny body

An interesting article about the linkage of obesity amongst the young leads to earlier developement of the body. Child obesity is one of the largest epidemics of civilized countries (next to diabetese). As people hit puberty at a younger age, the next problem would be underage sex and the such.

eat healthy kids

link to theage.com for full story

Philips lets your child express themselves

I remember drawing on the wall of my old house and then getting a whoopin for it (pre child abuse laws years were the best!) . However, it seems that Philips has developed a projection wall touch screen technology that allows your child to express themselves without the mess and property damage of yester years. Hit the link for a youtube video demo

link

Nokia N-Gage 3.0......nobody really cares

So Nokia has just released the N-Gage v. 3.0. A few things about the n-gage, my friend had one (and she got it for free to boot). I fiddled around with it and I must say it was a piece of crap. I mean, I've played mobile phone games before and found it quite entertaining (b-jeweled and or tetris/columns clones). The N-gage games however were just plain awful. Screen to phone size ratio was just horrendous. The game support was just as bad. I would change the shape and game and screen, well just about everything.

Though kudo's for them for trying

link to full story at kotaku

Heavenly Sword Product Placement in Heroe's tonight

So the rumors on the interwebs is that Heavenly Sword for the PS3 will make a appearance tonight on Heroes. I LOVE THIS SHOW! Good acting, good plot, and its about people with super powers....how can you not love that?

link to the vid

LG Prada Gets a 'firm' date

The LG Prada, that sexy thing of a phone, has gotten a release date! Booyeah, I'll probably buy this, then sell it soon after for an iphone...who knows. Hit the link for the news

link

Nice youtube vid

Ha....I really want this

brought to you via youtube

Buy.com is having a sale! I have no money though

Buy.com is having a St. Patrick's day sale so that means it time for some savings and the such

Sweet, buy.com is one of my favorite places to buy things, and now I get up to 54% off stuff. sweet

link

Just when I thought I should take a vacation

Seems as though US Airways new computer system software is not quite up to par with the world. It seems as though the new systems are causing log jams and won't really let up

full story at azcentral

NVIDIA ships a 128 bit monster

Gizmodo sends messege of a 128 bit NVIDIA monster, and as the first post I would like to say I want this. Its in the Quadro series so its geared towards those with too much money and or a company who has too much money. Still I want one

full story

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